Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

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I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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josh simpson has cancer

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

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I made a friend today. His name is don. He poops burritos. I like burritos.

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An antijoke

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Ruller

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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What do you call a cow with big horns? A bull.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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