- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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What's big and black? A black fridge.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What is the difference between therapist and the rapist? A space.

how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

What do you call a fish with no eye? A fsh

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why didn't the black man finish high school? He overdosed on heroin.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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