square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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your fat

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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What is a dog? Bark

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

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William Raines.

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Two Mexicans walk into a police station... they don't come out!

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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poop.........

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What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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