Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: It doesn't matter, the lightbulb never went out in the first place.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? finding a half worm.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

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Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Scott

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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Why couldn't Peter climb the tree? Because he's a fish.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

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roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

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knock knock go away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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