I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

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Laws are initially proposed in Parliament as bills. They become Acts after being approved three times by Parliamentary votes and then receiving Royal Assent from the Governor-General. The majority of bills are promulgated by the government of the day (that is, the party or parties that have a majority in Parliament). It is rare for government bills to be defeated, indeed the first to be defeated in the twentieth century was in 1998. It is also possible for individual MPs to promote their own bills, called member's bills; these are usually put forward by opposition parties, or by MPs who wish to deal with a matter that parties do not take positions on.

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this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

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whats the difference between a ferrari and a pile of dead babies? i dont have a ferrari in my garage

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CHEEZECAKE

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Why was the Asian man told to open his eyes? He was sleeping.

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they make me sick. i hate them all with their big noses. they should all be rounded up and............... Oh I'm sorry, i thought this was anti-jew.com

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Two ducks are in a pond. The one duck asks, "Can you pass the soap?" The other duck says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?"

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ..To get to the other side

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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Uncle Eugene enjoyed to drive. Then he was killed in a car crash.

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What's the opposite of a joke. An anti-joke.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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Two black people passed me in an alley at night...... They said hi

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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