- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the 14 year old girl cross the road? to get an abortion of the child she became impregnated with after getting raped.

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

Why did the man jump off the bridge? He was clinically depressed and wanted to commite suicide

haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

So, a black guy walked into a bar. "Ouch," he said.

A black person in the NHL

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

My life

A man, a woman and their child wen to a restaurant. There was a horse in it and they left. The Holocaust begun

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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