tim tebow is a great quarterback

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The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

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American healthcare.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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Rick Perry.

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was a woman.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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What’s the difference between Cool and Kool, the way you spell it

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So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as it is capable of. Personally depends on the weight of the wood.

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Mmmmmmm Lemons

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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A little gir gets stung by a bee. Her parents see the bump She now geting meletedin Rehab because her parents saw her shoot up heroine.

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Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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