- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

What is pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the lion say the the zebra? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak and therefore could not make conversation with said zebra, hunted it down, killed it, and shared it with his pride of 27.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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