What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What's better than nailing a baby into the wall? Football.

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what is the square root of pi? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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An iguana walks out of a bar

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9/11

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

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How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

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Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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