- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

Q:What do you call a dog with no legs? A:It doesnt matter he's not gonna come

Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

A man walks into a bar. He's blind.

How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? ........Because he was severely scared when he witnessed a stray dog bleeding out

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road

What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

How do you give a 90 year old woman a pap smear? You don't

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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