- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? Mentally confused.

Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Q: what happens to the black guy that walks into the bar. A: He walk in ,gets a drink, and leaves

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What is Jason? Black.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

I am the sun. You are the moon.

What's the difference between a zebra and a newspaper? Everything.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

What do you call an epileptic in a bowl? James, if that happens to be his name.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What did the young girl with leukemia say to a stranger? I am afraid

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