Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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penis

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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What is Jason? Black.

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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The WNBA.

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Why arnt black people alowed in bars? Because monkeys don't drink beer! DER DA DER.

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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