You are the third derivative of the position function.

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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There were a boy with cancer, and when a said "were" is because he is dead now

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead...

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Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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AROUND

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Shit.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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women's lacrosse.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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Two juggalos go to an Insane Clown Posse show.

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Anti Joke

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