Hello world

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How can you tell if someone is gay? It depends, sometimes they can be flamboyant or not. Actually, one could be straight and still be flamboyant, that's what makes the world less boring. Everyone is different, there's no surefire way of knowing, unless of course they tell you that they're gay.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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You know what's funny about table salt? Not much.

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Q: How do you stop a baby from spinning in circles? A: Nail his other hand to the floor

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Hey what time is it. 3:15

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

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what do you get when you throw a refrigerator at a boy on a bike? a severely injured boy, a lawsuit , a police record and a prison mate

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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what was the first thing Barack Obama said to the people of america? ... hi

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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Three men died and were met at the pearly gates of heaven by St. Peter. Which not only proves that there is a heaven but that St. Peter actually does greet all of its new inhabitants at the entrance which is in fact marked by gates of pearl.

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children her uterus fell out.

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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What do you get with two banana peels? Compost.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Character one: What did the blond say to the horse? Character two: you spelled blonde wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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