What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

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What's worse then listening to Nickleback? The Holo- On second thought, nothing.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

What's funnier than 24? 25

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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how do you make sure someone is dead shoot them

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

What happened when a fish rode a bike? It fell off and injured itself.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up

What do you call a man with no brain? dead.

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Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Anti Joke

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