A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

arse

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the blind, def , dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer

I am really good at math debating

A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Hitler is my role model

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

The mets are 3-0 this season

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

poop.........

Slavery lol

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Brother Jim so loyal to god? Because he had a harpoon through his anal cavity.

i wish i was a tree !

Who is Soulja Boy's best friend? YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Knock knock! Yes?

Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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