So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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Whats red and is bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the best thing about having sex with twenty-seven year old's? There's twenty of them

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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Why did Hitler smell the flower? Chicken dick.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave's crying because his grandmother has alltimers and now can't remember his name

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Anti jokes are funny

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

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Yo Momma's sooo fat that the speed of light at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Why did Donald Duck go to college? He didn't, he's a fictional cartoon character.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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