Liars go to hell! -God

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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What is green and has wheels? Grass, i was lying about the wheels

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Acouple of grammer nazis walk into a bar & 'their' treated very poorly.

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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SPAMS!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. Why did the car crash? Because the driver was a loaf of bread. Why did the boat sink? Because the pirates attacked.

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What happened to the chicken who crossed the road ? Quite obviously he got to the other side to be greeted by a 50 foot half man half chicken who had one leg.

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What's wrong with him? He lit the flashlight at both ends.

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Q: What's more gross than uncooked hamburgers? A: Afterbirth.

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Haha pizza

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Fruitcake

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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What's worse than seeing your goldfish die? Watching your grandfather have a stroke.

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a Mormon knocked on my front door three times, and i took three seconds to answer, whe shook hands for three seconds. how many dead kittens can fit in my blender?

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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Goat balls.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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