What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

The racist uncle went to attend his nieces bat-mitzvah. Although he is racist, he is smart enough to not speak his mind, for he is in a temple, and may offend many people at the service.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

What do nine out of ten people enjoy? Gang rape.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

As a wise man once told me... "natives."

what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

I'm gay. Great me too.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what is patrick wilson? smart

Niko isnt a mexican douche

Knock Knock? Whos there? akward neighbor. akward neighbor who?

i have 2 penises

Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why the second koala fall out of the tree? because it was hit by the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? because it thought it was a game.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Kate

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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