- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

Why isn't Neil Patrick Harris like Barney Stinson in real life? Because he's gay

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

What do you find....... there's a..........

Two oranges walking down the street, one says to the other, "Where do you live?". The other replies "I'm not telling you, you'll steel my washing"

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

Would I ever lie to you? No, because lying is bad.

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