Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Pickle!

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

why did jimmy fall off the swing? because he was a tree.

wat do call a joke thats funny a funny joke

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I've got the moobs like jagger.

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A baby seal walks into a club.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

What do you call a black man who graduated med school? A doctor

What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

jokes r dumb

Women

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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