Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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I'm gonna say something that is going to blow you(away). My Rape Dungeon has carpet.

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what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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What did the man say to the other man? I am unsure of what he said, but it seemed like a pretty nice conversation until one of the men got hit by a elephant.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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The WNBA.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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ruddell and dodds anal

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road? it said WALK.

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fart

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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