- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

Do you think people can change? No. They can change their mind.

jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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