what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Whoa! A talking carrot!

Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What's the difference between a single mom and a stripper? Job status.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

Poopsack Jones

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What time is it? 10:58

i hate you.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

What's a thither? My sister with a lisp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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