What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Amputations.

Golf.

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

knock,knock who's there? the postman didn't answer as he is deaf

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

DONALD TRUMP DIES

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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