How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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This is not Will Smith.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A blond is stranded on a desert island when she finds a magic lamp. Except it's actually a rock and she is hallucinating due to dehydration and starvation.

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Why did the older man begin to walk faster after a black man started walking towards him? He was late for work.

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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what do a snake and a bird have in common? they can both fly! except for the snake.

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and the cut his head off

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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Chuck Norris died.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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PENIS

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Is Carly smart? No.

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What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

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