- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

i hate you.

Roses are red, Violet are blue, SURPRISE!!! Im about to rape you.

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