- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

A man is talking to his friend at work. The man asks his friend, "Did you see the game last night?" Then a plane crashes into the building and we call it 911

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

A young boy is concerned about his fathers health, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What's funnier then an anti-joke? People who fail at making them.

Did you hear about the anorexic with the yeast infection? Apparently she's really good at math, and if she can overcome her afflictions she wants to become an accountant one day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

"make me a sandwhich bitch" is what he said to his female boss and led to him getting fired and eventually losing his home. Two weeks later his family left him.

a horse walks into a barn

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. Your family is dead.

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