- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Your landlord, clear out your stuff by tuesday"

Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

Women rights..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Penis

How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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