What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Madeline i am back!! :D

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

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There is a car full of black people.

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what did the duck say to the dog. quack

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Why couldn't the woman go grocery shopping? She was paralyzed from the neck down.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

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Why did the man fall down the steps? I shot him in the face.

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fart

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

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Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

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Whats orange and looks like an orange? An orange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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