- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

A feminist walked into a bar and had her period

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

What's blue and smells like pee? Pee, I lied about the color

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

corey is a nipplepotomus

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

What do you call a black man who flies planes? A pilot, what do you call him you freaking racist!?!?!?!?!?

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