A man saw a dinosaur. He probably watched it on the television because dinosaurs have been extingt for a very long time.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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Q:"Wanna Here a Joke?" A:"Yea Sure" Q:"Why can't Stevie Wonder read?" A:"Umm....because he's blind?" Q:"No, because he's black."

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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alcoholism kills

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he felt the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies,"You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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If Roger buys 109 candy bars and eats 65, what does he have? Diabetes.

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the awkward moment when Rick Astley gives you up

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I have read and agree to terms of service.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bartender says nothing. He was a mute.

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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There is a car full of black people.

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What do you call a black Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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