- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

Knock Knock. Who's there? UPS.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

How many pumpkins can you fit in a watch? Depends how much jelly is in the pumpkins

Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your TV floating in midair? "I should probably lay off the hallucinogens."

Hands women baby Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

Why was my teacher depressed? Because she wanted to live in her pasta

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

your mamas so old, her social security number is 1!

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

once three middle easterns were walking down the street bomb bomb bomb

What did the pedephile do to the young boy? Smiled at him, said hello, and kept on walking.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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