A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

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like facebook.com/john maon

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Women's rights.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Ben Colbert is gay

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9/11

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What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar, they then sit down and discuss the various political factors driving a wedge between unity, peace, harmony and understaning between their religions. They resolve that despite the differences in religious belief, essentially they are all the same, and want happy existences with family and friends, and that equality and peace between religions should be a prime focus of religious institutions and governments. They then band together to criticize aetheists, who present a much more probable explanation for why the Universe is the way it is. An eavesdropper then mulls over the idea that the various religions represented behind him are willing to debate philosophical standpoints, so long as their monotheistic beliefs are not contradicted.

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What did the plane say after it flew into the World Trade Center on 9/11 Nothing, planes are incapable of speaking.

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your moms so fat she has a heart attack when she walks to the pantry.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I have a door you don't have to say, knock knock.

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why was the man coughing? because there was a knife in his throat.

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