A man walks into a bar. End of story.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

thomas hall= fuckin dikc

whats funny? ebola and 911

You know what helps with sholder pain? If you lick my butthole.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

Time flies like a banana.

Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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