Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did johnny fall down? He got hit in the head with a brick

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A kid goes to the doctor and orders a salad. The doctor replies, "This is a smoking-free environment". The kid puts out his cigar and goes to Olive Garden to get his physical.

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Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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you are gay

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Two blonds are racing. Who wins? The first one to pass he finish line.

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What's the easiest way to kill a blond? You stab her.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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S.O.P.A

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why was the cow laying down? because little johnny shot him with a 50 calliber

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Why did Jim laugh so hard? Triangle!

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What do you call "Bob the Builder" when he retires Bob

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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Anti Joke

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