- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

What did the cancer patient say to the arab? the tumors hurt my body

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

I LIKE TURLES.

whats better than shoes feet

9:11 make a wish

The government wants us to stop using gas and be eco friendly. Tell that to Hitler.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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