Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

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Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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dead babies

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I cant think of one (._. )

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Q:why are lamas cool? A:because m&m's are poisoned with deadly dosages of viagra.

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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newt gingrich

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Womens Rights.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

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Sam: Knock knock? You: Who's there? Sam: Sammy Sosa. You: Hi, Sammy Sosa. Sam: Hi.

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What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

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How did the ruttabaga believe itself to be a ruttabaga? Because it was in fact NOT a ruttabaga, but some self-aware individual with delusions.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

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what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

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