Knock Knock Who's there? It's the mailman delivering your weekly delivery

thumb_up thumb_down +64

When my Xbox died, my girlfriend said: "Finally, you can treat me the same way you treated that thing!" So I tapped her so hard that she died

thumb_up thumb_down +62

Three blondes are walking through the woods when the come upon a set of tracks. The blondes stepped away from the tracks to watch the train as it went by.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

What do you call a midget sitting in a tree? Jim, because that's his name.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What's funnier than 24? 25.

thumb_up thumb_down +50

What do you say to the man with lopsided balls? I am terribly sorry, your condition has most certainly left you socially alienated and confused.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

Wanna hear a joke? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The WNBA

thumb_up thumb_down +40

What's samller than a table but can't go under it? A baby with hay fork in his back.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems, nice tits

thumb_up thumb_down +40

How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Ask me if I'm a Banana Are you a Banana? Yes Oh, I couldn't tell in this lighting

thumb_up thumb_down +38

Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

guess what Beethoven is doing right now. de-composing

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

thumb_up thumb_down +36

when do you go to heaven? Never, it doesn't exist.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

thumb_up thumb_down +32

the joke below me is not an anti joke

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops