- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why happened when a clothes line walked into a bar? He got hung over

Steering Wheel Face.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

FIONN'S HAIR 1 LIKE = £1 FOR A HAIRCUT

A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

A man. That is all.

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

A Muslim blows up a bar

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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