- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How Long is a Chinese man.

What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

How do women learn to drive? Drivers ED.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What do you call a Mexican with a Green Card? A hard working American Citizen

Who flexes triceps more than anyone? James

sweaty black guy

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Q: A black person and a white person decided to have a race, who won? A: The black person, as he exercised and worked out on a regular basis, making him very fast.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A game of one-on-one basketball in a common physical education class in present day mexico city.

What's black, white, and red all over? A white man's bleeding cancerous tumor.

What do you give a Penn State waterboy for Halloween - Candy

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy, but you're getting too close And I'm about to file a restraining order, so back up, maybe?

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

a rabbi sees a nazi in time square. he simply walks past because as we are in america the nazi can do nothing to harm him.

I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a penis.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest but you mom is a whore

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Women's Rights

If I have 10 apples and you have 45 oranges how many plates can we fit on the roof? Purple because monkeys don’t fly

Why did phil krahn go to the store? To get one of those suits

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