How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

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you just lost the game!

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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What did the say to the host of the pool party after he pooped? Mr. TImmons! There is chocolate in the pool!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself, so he goes into the bathroom and hang himself from the pipes.

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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What did the white man say to the black man? We both deserve to be treated as equals although we are from much different cultural backgrounds.

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The WNBA

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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A semi-coherent black man was wandering down the street toward an open garbage receptacle. Immediately an angry, filthy raccoon jumped up, hissing and baring its fangs, as if to defend its territory against the startled negro. This happened four times in a row. Each time it was either a negro, a mexican, a crippled kid or a person of jewish ancestry. Each time the raccoon hissed viciously. Coincidence? No. The raccoon was obviously very hungry and attempting to defend its last remaining refuge of territory from the ever-increasing encroachment of man's filth into the formerly natural and pristine spaces where wildlife once lived. He is now reduced to hissing at the ethnics and the cripples, just to eek out a pitiful subsistence on trash.

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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Justin Bieber

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A simple math problem. If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are chinese what is the probability that a man chosen at random spends his free time and meal time both on his knees?

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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Whats 0+0 0

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What does a mexican do when he gets lost in the woods? He does his best to find food, shelter, and water until a search and rescue operation finds him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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