How do you get a movie star to go out with you? Blackmail.

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Nah

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A mute says to a paraplegic: You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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womens rights!

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Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

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Q: What do you call an elephant between two buildings? A: An elephant between two buildings, and the question of how the elephant got there

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Beacuse it was dead.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

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Womens rights

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Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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how did the horse fall into the river? he sliped

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George Bush.

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2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Your life That's the joke

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Why wasn't the child breastfed? Because it's mother died while in the process of giving birth and the father does not have the necessary mammary glands to produce human milk for the young child.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He quickly exits as he thought it was the Polish restaurant located directly nextdoor. He then enters the Polish restaurant and orders a delicious lunch. He tips his waiter 20%.

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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