Knock knock. Who's there? *gun shot*

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Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzy

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like my drawing of a white person?

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Why does Michael Jackson like K-mart? He does not; he is dead.

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A tree walks into a bar. But it is a dead tree so it actually didn't

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whats worse than a worm in a rotten apple? 2 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 2 worms in a rotten apple? 3 worms in a rotten apple. whats worse than 3 worms in a rotten apple? the haulocaust. whats worse than the haulocaust? 4 worms in a rotten apple. wait wait...that was rascist,nevermind this joke.

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what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what kind of person screaws in a light blub........ a electrician

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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What do you call a Colombian who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A man walks into a bar. End of story.

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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Why is the boy severely mentally scarred? He got raped.

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Fuck her

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penis that is all

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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