- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

via text message Me: Hey Trevor! You at home? Trevor: This is Trevor's mom. Trevor committed suicide today.. Me: OMG! Why?!? Trevor: Because when I gave him a glass of water, it had 3 ice cubes. Trevor doesn't like odd numbers.

I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

Did you see the blind man get hit by a car? Neither did he.

If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

Lets make like trees and stand still

Why would you throw a hooker in a lake? To go fishing

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

We're out of mustard, so in your sandwich I used some yellow liquid dripping from a dying rhinoceros.

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

What is the diffrence between a strait guy and a gay guy? The strait guy gets into heaven.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A baby seal walks into a club...

sixty....eight.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

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