- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you find a needle in a haystack? You don't, you're too distracted by the pile of adorable kittens next to it

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's long, hard, and full of semen? a penis.

Q: What is green, blue, white and red? A: They're colors

What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter what you call him. He won't come.

My wife and I have been married for ten years. She is a great care-taker and I couldn't be more happy. Then she asked me to make her a sandwich, I went to the kitchen and into the knife drawer...well I think you can guess what happened after that. I cut the meats, and I made her a sandwich.

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

Du bist mein Kampf

Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

ROSS G IS OBESE

Why did Dave not hug his wife? Because she looked horrifying from the Iraq war.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 took 9 behind an alley and raped her.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Two young men ignoring societies expectations of them and instead choosing to play the sport they enjoy the most.

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