What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

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Whats white and cant fly an aeroplane? A fridge

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What's meaty and has a poof? A meatball with a bubble.

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Why did the hedgehog cross the road? To return to its nest.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. I'm calling the police.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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DON'T expect the unexpected, you don't want to KILL the unexpected ;-)

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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Yeah right loser!

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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How much is an abortion? A life

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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