- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Sally eat the meatballs The meatballs ate her

knock knock who's there? al-Qaeda

how do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the brake

yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

cut it out ..but i dont have a scissor

My Bologna has a first name, it's Tim.

Shit I forgot to put the slash. Thang god for google

Google Doodles

- How do you keep an idiot in suspense? - How? -......

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

Why did James come back to drive the boat again this year? Because he likes driving boats and towing passengers

A rabbi, a preist, and a homosexual are at a bar... What a fine example of a well cultured community.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and one in the evening? A dog that plays in traffic all day.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

Knock knock Come in!

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