why did the koala fall out of the tree it was dead why did the 2nd koala fall out of the tree it was hit by the first koala why did the 3rd koala fall out of the tree it thought it was a game why did the 4th koala fall out of the tree it was fit by a fridge why did the 5th koala fall out of the tree it was inside the fridge why did the 6th koala fall out of the tree it was punished for dropping a fridge why did the 7th koala fall out of the tree it committed suicide after framing the 6th koala

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"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

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Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

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How do you kill a blonde? lightsabre to the throat should do it

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Why could the black man not fall asleep? The gunshots outside his home in Compton constantly awoke him

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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a duck walked into the 7-11, grabbed a slurpee and told the man at the register, "put it on my bill". But the man behind the counter was Indian, and could not understand what the duck was saying. The duck then walked out confused, wondering why he was buying a slurpee in the first place

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waste down and had no way of feeling

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Knock knock. Come in. Okay.

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Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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