Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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So dont touch it

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

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Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

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why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is your Mom so ugly? She was born that way

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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The Economy

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What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

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Do you wanna build a snowman? Person: do you wanna live * or nah

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

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What's wrong with four black people in a cadillac driving off a cliff? The Cadillac holds 5

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What's the difference between a Elephant? It can neither bike...

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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