How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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Wolf Pussy

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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roses are red, violets are purple, sugar is sweet, and so are... hmmm...

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When Jesus came back from the dead the first thing he said was "It was just a prank bro!"

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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What is worse than a paper cut? two paper cuts What is worse than two paper cuts The Holocaust What is worse than The Holocaust Three paper cuts

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Have you seen the size of their fingers!?!?!

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What did the husband tell his obese wife? I love you honey

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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What's the difference between a women's running team and a band of pygmies? Quite a lot.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What did Bill go for his birthday? No where someone slashed his tires.

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Why did Rose throw the clock out the window? Because she's a moron.

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Q: what's black, white and red all over A: a penguin in a blender

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Get in the car

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