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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Abraham Lincoln was the 16th Presient of the United States of America. The president to follow him was Andrew Johnson, president number 17.

A duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said the the man running the stand hey ba ba ba got any grapes? the man said no but i got some shut the F*CK up!

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

SAD STORY: Boy: Make me a sandwich. Girl: No.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

How do you kill a blond wearing a hat? Shoot her in the face.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

Priority parking for hybrid cars

what do you get when you cross do you get when you cross a banana and a monkey? one happy monkey

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

How do racist jokes start? Generally with a racially insensitive stereotype.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

what do you call a guy with a huge dick ? hugedickasorus

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

Why did the girl cross the road? She didn't. Well, she tried but when she was halfway there, she was hit by a bus and had to be rushed to the hospital.

What olympic event is Kosovo best known for getting gold? Kosovo is the world's newest country and therefore does not yet have complete international recognition.

John Katzenbach were drinking a soda... He is the author of The Psicoanalist

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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