Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Hey! do you have any updog? Nothing much! you?

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How do Chinese people get their names? From their parents.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, we know you've been pirating movies.

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what did the banana say to the apple i dont know because bananas dont talk

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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Why cant Hellen Keller Drive? Because shes a women.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

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Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Q:Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple A:You have AIDS

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What's meaner than taking a candy from a baby? Tossing the baby of a cliff

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Patrick is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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