- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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Women"s Rights

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's black and full of coke? a bottle of coca-cola

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Whats why was the 18 year old boy scared of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. He then created the water, the sky, land, sea creatures, land creatures and humans. He rested.

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

I used to be an adventurer like you. Then i took an arrow to the knee.

Why did the japanese bomb pearl harbor? they wanted to weaken the US naval fleet to stop the US embargo on oil being shipped to japan

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

There are four types of people in this world. I never said I would name them all

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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