- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A seal walks into a club.

How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

What did the parrot say to the cow? Moo

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having an apple at all. Yet only worms to eat, such as the the poverty stricken citizens of Ethiopia.

one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

what did the ugly girl get on valentines? A paper bag

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her what her name is

Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

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