Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Why did the white girl have a black friend? Because she was very welcome to different races and wanted to learn about her culture.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

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What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

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Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

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Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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