What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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Anne Frank.

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

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Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

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How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

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can't wait until the baby boomers die

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was an animal of minimal intelligence and didn't know of the underlining risks involved in crossing a high speed passage for cars and other road baring vehicles, the presence of the chicken in the road also prompted further danger for the drivers involved in the situation. This resulted ultimately in not only the death of the chicken in hand, but also caused two cars, one with a male driver aged 35 and the other with a female driver aged 42 and her two children, to collide. This cost hundreds of pounds in damage for the male driver, who escaped with minor injuries, and the death of one of the woman's children. The whole event was an unnecessary disaster.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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This is a humorous joke, you will laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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What's worse than 9 dead babies nailed to a tree? 1 dead baby nailed to 9 trees.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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