Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths, thus he suffered survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

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What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

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A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

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why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

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A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

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What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

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What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

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Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

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What's orange and hurts when you get it in your eye? An orange knife.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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