- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Human is to breast as breast is to nipple as nipple is to milk as milk is to HIV as HIV is to AIDS as AIDS is to death as death is to heaven or hell as heaven or hell is to Jesus or the Devil as Jesus is to God as God is to the Universe

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Patrick is gay

What did the blind man do in the dark room? Nothing, he couldn't see.

An Asian oceanographer went scuba diving in the Pacific Ocean. Three days later the coast guard found his remains torn apart by sharks.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

What do you call an asian guy in a police uniform? A police officer.

Christopher Walken to a bar.

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

How did the blond die? Substance abuse

A Mexican, A Jew and a Irishman walk into a grocery store...The Mexican buys some bread, the Jew buys some bread... and the Irishman buys some bread.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

How did Hitler like his steaks? He didn't like steaks, he was a vegetarian.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house. No. Neither has he

What's the difference between a plum and a bunny? They're both purple. Except the bunny.

Why cant stevie wonder see? He is blind

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