Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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I used to walk in front of archers, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why are black guys so tall? Because their knee grows

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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My butt!!!!

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How do you realize your life is over? You don't, but the coroner does.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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HARRY EFFING STYLES

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why cant sophie lifeguard safely because she cant swim that good

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When geese fly, they often fly in a V-formation. Why is one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

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what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

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2 black guys and a Mexican are in the backseat of a car. Who's driving. The cops

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Roses Are Red Lemons are sour, open up your legs and give me an hour

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people up*. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

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Adam Sandler.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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Why did the young boy say "Fuck"? He has Tourrete's

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What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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