What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for his birthday? Broken arms and legs

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Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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hey.

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How many Coldplay members can you fit in a car? All of them, the standard car has four seats or more. Coldplay has 4 members so it makes perfect logical sense

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Q- Why was Dan mourning the death of his wife? A- He wasn't he was mourning the death of his daughter who was killed in the same car crash as her mother.

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Hellen Keller

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? He's not doing anything, sir. He's dead.

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Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Anti Joke

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