A fat guy at starbucks, waiting for his regular 160lbs breakfest. why is the 10 black kid crying? he's hungry and there is no starbucks in somalia .

what happend when the car hit the wall? it exploded and 4 people were injured, 2 were bystanders

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

How do you get all the apples off of an apple tree? You pick them

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Well, it depends on how many Jews there are and what kind of car it is.

slow down! you move too fast. you gotta make the morning last. just tripping down the cobblestones. looking for fun and feeling grovvy.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

Bob: What's gucci bro Tim: Is that a company?

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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