Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had terminal brain cancer.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? They threw a fridge at her.

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whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? *Awkward*

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

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What's black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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If you're a man, why don't you want to drop the soap in prison? The shower floors are disgusting and carry bacteria. No way would any person -- man or woman -- want to touch it.

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What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they were both killed in a building collapse.

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Stop being racist!Be a panda. They are black white and asian!!!!

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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