A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

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What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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A: Knock knock. B: <>

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Boobs are nasty!

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Ask me if I am a potato Are you a potato No.

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the red head smoke a lot of meth? He had extreme psychological disorders due to years of abuse from peers and even family. He also had severe ADHD and had an extremely addictive personality type which made him succeptable to drug abuse. After years of therapy and failed family interventions, he dies from a meth OD.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens do not possess the mental capacity to grasp the idea of "roads"

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What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

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math test 2=2

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How do black people gain access to houses? Through the front door.

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What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He nearly died, and was diagnosed with numerous dietary problems.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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